sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
So, I woke up under a table with an alarm clock on my face, my hair in a bag of popcorn, and my phone charger wrapped around me.. what happened?
Randomize
