hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I survive off of bourbon and the tears of others only
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
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