i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
It's like a parade of train wrecks.
You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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