He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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