just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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