Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
please come over and have sex with me so we can talk about prom and kill 2 birds with one condom
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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