Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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