You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
17 year olds will be the death of me.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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