How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
Randomize
