Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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