Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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