so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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