This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
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