He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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