no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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