fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
Oh btw, my mom called... you made the police blotter in the newspaper. Don't worry, she's mailng me a copy so I can put in on the fridge.
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Oh god it's open bar.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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