My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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