But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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