no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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