what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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