I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
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