i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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