I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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