we have pet lesbian snakes
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I have fence marks all over my body
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
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