id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
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