People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
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