ya dads aren't the best wingmen
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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