Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I looked at her and said "I now pronounce you pumpkin tits"
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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