haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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