So drunk its hurt
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
Like what did he say to his host family? The girl I causally sleep with on the weekends is coming over?! And they thought "well lets feed her dinner"
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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