wrigley field is MILF paradise
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Jon just got arrested by the quesadilla police
What?!?
What I actually meant, is I had a quesadilla, and Jon got arrested by the real police
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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