On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I miss my bedroom and my bed and being able to spray myself with my choice of 15 different perfumes so I don't have to wake up to the smell of my past sins
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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