you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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