Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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