Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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