remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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