he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
My ATM looks so different sober.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I think I just sharted jello shots
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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