why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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