But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
How'd your Tinder date go?
Well, I met his girlfriend...
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
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