i am so afraid to go to the bathroom. i am afraid i am going to fall asleep on the toillet.
Special does not even begin to describe that text.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
As i was walking home this morning some old lady was walking her dog and i said hello to her as our paths in life met, then i proceeded to puke in someones front yard and never looked back
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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