I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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