fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME! I SAID I WANTED SOMEONE CLASSY AND INSTEAD YOU SET ME UP WITH A GUY THAT JUST TOLD ME HIS FAVORITE PLACE TO FUCK IS ON HIS SWAMPBOAT “THE SLAMHOG!”
I DON’T WANT TO FUCK IN A SWAMP
First of all, his AIR boat is named “Slam Hog” not “The Slamhog.” Second, it’s top of the line. Third, don’t dismiss swamp sex before you try it!
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