doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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