Dude my mom stole all your condoms
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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