oh god the rape fog is back!
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
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