now i know why i became what i already was.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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