when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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