Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
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