well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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