I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Randomize
